Silence the conversation about the Valley's best hangover breakfast.
If I can only get it on Saturday or Sunday, if I have to wait an hour, or if it's not served after 11 a.m., it's not "the best."
Finally, I can find salvation in my hour of need... which happened to be at 1 p.m. on a Tuesday. NO, I don't wan't to talk about it. Anyway, back to salvation: Alo's Waffle Cristo. Start with a waffle + ham + turkey (or just twice the ham if you're awesome) + swiss cheese + egg. Top it with berry jam + sour cream + maple syrup.
Seven days a week, until 3 p.m., you too, can be absolved of your sins by the (Jesus H.) Waffle Cristo.