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| - I live here currently. When I tell people I live here they are like "OooOooh that place is super nice!" And I'm usually like "Ya it's ok." Here are 10 reasons why.
1. This place was bought by Alliance recently. And the woman who manages for Alliance, or whatever, is a b-word. I asked for her manager's number...she gave me a number and smugly replied "You can try calling this number but it will probably be me who answers since I'm the manager."
2. It is very safe, but to the point where it is difficult to get around the complex. If you have a friend over, and she's ready to leave, you have to walk her to the front gate and scan her out with your fob. The gate requires a fob scan both coming in and exiting. Coming in, I get. Exiting, I do not.
3. The doors are unnecessarily heavy. Like every door. Like the door to the trash chute. The door to the stairwell. If your arms are full of stuff, you will not be able to open the door. You must set your stuff down. Open the door. Hold the door open with your foot/butt. Scoot stuff in. Pick stuff up. Proceed to next heavy door. This is a petty argument I'm sure but it just annoys me every freaking day.
4. Personal trainers in the gym. There are personal trainers who don't live here, but who train residents here, which is all good and well, until their client leaves and they come up to other residents in the gym, trying to acquire them as clients.
5. Poorly designed closets. I have to walk into my closet and close the door behind me to retrieve most of my clothing. Luckily I am 5'0". Anyone bigger than me would find these closets useless. The closet door also hits my clothing when opening/closing the door, knocking my hangers off the bar each time.
6. The vinyl faux wood floor peels up at the corners.
7. The draw fronts in the kitchen fall off. The kitchen looks super nice but it is pretty cheaply made.
8. There are a ton of dogs that live here, so the stairwells are filled with dog hair. Also, someone let their dog shit in the stairwell and it sat there all day until someone cleaned it up. Who lets their dog shit in the stairwell? In 100 degree weather, no less.
9. Maintenance of the facility is slow. One of the TVs in a common area has been broken since I moved here 9 months ago. The lights at the grill are broken. Two out of the four treadmills don't work. The exit gate sensor was broken a few months ago and it took over 2 weeks to fix.
10. The parking spaces are extremely tiny. Everyone who lives here has scratches/dents on the side of their car from being brushed by others. I got hit and run here when I was on vacation, came home to a dented door. A lot of assholes who live here and drive Jeeps, Suburbans, etc. park in the compact spots which is also annoying.
This place isn't the absolute worst (it is across from Saks for fucks sake), but it is definitely overpriced for what you get and I am quite looking forward to my lease ending.
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