Jade Palace is to start, as palacial as a 1985 Chevette.
The decor is also from 1985.
After having eaten here I think the food might also have been cooked back in 1985 and kept in a fridge since then.
That's how disgusting it all tasted.
Chewy, tough, overly salty, gooey grossness.
If you are still driving towards this resto, before entering the resto, stop in their entrance and admire the attention to detail with ceiling tiles falling apart and boxes of crap lying around, then the wonderful front desk where you will have to pay after you've eaten their terrible food, inspect how old and cruddy everything seems like.
The thin layer of plastic on the tables is definitely a quality touch, it screams EXCELLENCE!
The old cutlery is another great touch.
Does this place really exist or did I just have a nightmare?
This is beyond any Kitchen Nightmare I've seen.
I would love to inspect their kitchen and see how they operate.
This is a dump.
Buy a snack at Pharmaprix next door and find somewhere else to go!
Worst buffet I have EVER been to!
Worst than FuLam!