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  • "Reach inside your bra then lift and scoop your breast up." This is what the chirpy salesgirl at Tryst will tell you to do when trying on brassieres in the dressing room. As long as you don't mind a complete stranger* adjusting your bra straps and staring at your rack while your half nekkid, then this store is awesome. I went in here because I wanted to be properly measured for a bra and they have a sign that says they provide that special service. Turns out (like 80% of women) I've been wearing the wrong size all these years. Once we sorted out how big my boob hammocks should be, the salesgirl brought me about a dozen bras to try on. And get this--even though they were all labeled the same size, each bra fit differently. But fear not. The salesgirl was there to tell me which ones lifted and supported the best like some kind of Expert Boob-Fit Assessor. The bra styles are more good-girl cutesy than skanky stripper-wear. And at $100 a pop, they're expensive but well worth the price for the expert fitting and advice. They also have hard to find sizes that according to their website range from "AA to K, 28 to 52." Yikes! 52K? Those puppies must be the size of potato sacks.** So girls, burn your ill-fitting bras and let the Expert Boob-Fit Assessors at Tryst get their hands on your tatas! Note: They also have another store on Eglinton where they can filch more sizes for you. ______________________________ * All the staff are women and, for the most part, look harmless. ** For a point of reference, Pam Anderson is a 34DD with implants.
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