My crepe is burnt. Which doesn't make it awful perse, but really, a burnt crepe is a bad start...Parts of it are basically a cracker and other parts are hard and chewy :(
So Super french lady had a noob on cash. It was clearly his first day, he was out of his element and forgot to charge me for a drink. It got to a point where the crepe-grill lady had to take over and process the transaction again because the cashier was just so lost. She was bossing him around in angry french and it was weird. I kept smiling at cashier guy cause I felt so bad. The French are clearly amazing at verbal abuse.
I'm willing to give cash guy a break, because we've all been noobs at one point or another and had our fuck ups.
But the shitty crepe is another thing. The only redeeming part about my crepe was that the ingredients were clearly fresh which made the crepe flavorful. However, parts of my Parisienne crepe were not cooked (I had raw mushroom in portions) the egg portion was all of a tiny sliver, and once again BURNT CREPE. There was a family of 3 who had ordered before me and it seemed like my crepe was an afterthought or perhaps a failed burnt attempt, so I got stuck with a garbage crepe while the cute family of 3 got the proper tasty crepes. And I paid a total of nearly 14 bucks for my dumpster crepe and drink. GOT DAM.
Childless people want tasty things too :(