We ordered the calamari, I think. Indistinguishable cold crunchy things with cold marinara sauce. Could not have been a quarter cup of squid flesh in the entire order. Next. Steamed clams. Passable only because we are in the desert. Next. Prime rib sliders. COLD and on a bun the size of a golf ball. Is roast beef and prime rib the same thing? Next. Shortrib sliders. Same buns, excellent flavor and texture. Thought about ordering a couple more until my wife saw the short and curly sticking out of one of the petite sandwiches. That's right! not a scalp hair and not a color indigenous to either of us. I know this is making you hungry. Showed it to the manager and was assured we would not have to pay for the order. Free stubble!!! Okay it happens. We ordered Vodka Penne with sausage and meatballs to split only we decided to share the same bowl because there is a TEN DOLLAR charge to split it for you. Now you might think the pasta and freshly thawed, still cold meatballs and the luke warm sausage (one well done and the other ????) would have come with the requested Vodka sauce ore even on the the pasta with the same sauce. Nada. Pasta with 2 separate cold plates along side with marinara sauce on the
meat dishes. The drinks were pathetic and it was still $60. We really wanted it to be at least acceptable. Cute place. We could take our muttley with us. close to home. However, we prefer our meals hot and hairless. Do you think the owner knows? Our waitress/manager was very nice but not as concerned as you might think she would be.