Well, here I am trying to write a review for a pizza THAT STILL ISN'T HERE. Ordered it 90 minutes ago. Calls to the place for the last 45 minutes have received a "it's on its way" remark. I'd LOVE a phone call from the owner giving me a reason to give their business a second chance.
You know where I live, because you left your door hangers on my property as if to say, "Here! *you* throw this away instead!"
EDIT- THE PIZZA IS HERE! and it's cold.