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  • This isn't the dirty martini talking, it's me, P, I mean Pourina. I've had many opportunities to frequent Librettos, ahem both of me; The "don't feed after midnight" Gremlin and soft spoken, professional Gizmo on weekdays. While the Gremlin devours just about anything after midnight, Librettos seems to be the most frequent haven for the calamity, mischief, and ruckus lurking after a nauseating (and it's not 'cause of the drinks) good time at Suite. In this current state, the beast in me would have given it a full five stars, but I'm a horrible drunk texter/yelper. So lets wait until I no longer mix up my Os with my Ss. Black out, wake up a 12 hours later and I've returned my my normal self...I think. Why am I naked? Wait, did I have Librettos last night? Cuz I'm craving pizza. Returning to Librettos during the day is a battle in itself. Not only does the rational me not want to pay for parking at the Epicentre, but paying for parking to have a cheap lunch of $3 sliced pizza? That makes a whole lot of sense. I must still have some Gremlin lurking in me. I must still be drunk. During the daylight hours it looks strangely familiar, yet as foreign as my native country. To my surprise Librettos has waitresses. Servers and hostesses? Really? You mean, I don't order at the counter and wait for my pie? (Which for the record is FASTER than sitting down and having a waitress take your order of sliced pizza). Yep, I'm still drunk. I haven't and won't order anything else from the menu, but I can assure you, the pizza here will satisfy any monster. Gizmo's tip: Heat up cold Libretto's pizza on a big skillet to recreate that crispy hot crust (if it fits). Just don't do it in your Gremlin state, you might hurt yourself.
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