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| - Alright, so I woke up yesterday morning and my stomach was like, "Damn, Andrew, you should get a salad" and I was like, "Damn, man, I fittn for a salad". Immediately the bitter sweet thought of paradise bakery came to mind, with their impeccable southwest chicken ceasar salad + bacon + blue cheese + corn salsa. Why bitter sweet? Because their salads are so good, but so dang expensive, and I thought "Man I am not fittn to pay $10 bucks for a damn salad" - nah ming?
So I said to myself, "well let's check out what yelp has to say about salads near me". So I pull out my phone and I open up yelp and I type in salad. You wanna know what pops up #1 in salads on my yelp app? Mypie. That's right, Mypie. I'm thinking to myself "What the eff is this place? I ain't never heard of it." so I open it up and look for pictures of salads to see what it is I might be gett'n into. Sooner or later it hits me, "hey this place ain't so much a salad place as it is a pizza place." that gets me thinkin' and readin' some of the reviews and sure enough this place has a 4.5 out of 5 on yelp. I'm like daaaaaaaaaamn, this place must be gooood." So I think a litte further and I'm like, "you know, I might be down to get down on some pizza rather than a salad." So I get into my car and cruise down to that shit.
I can't find it. So I pull over into Island's restaurant parking area and am lookin' on the map and I'm right where the blue dot says i should be, but I don't see Mypie. I'm thinking, "Man, this place better still be in business, cause I am not down to go to paradise bakery and spend $10 bucks for a salad." So I give them a call, and I'm like "Yo - where you guys be?" The nice guy on the phone be like "Aight, we be dwellin in the same area as sprouts and in-n-out" and I was like, "alright, thank you." So I drive over into that area (i was kind of already in that area, but whatev) and some how I still can't find it. So I keep driving and I pull over by the cold stone creamery, and start looking around, and BOOM, the overcast clouds opened up in one spot and shined the heavenly sunlight right upon the storefront of Mypie. Man I was glad I made it. So just so you know, Mypie is a tiny ass store located a couple of stores TO THE RIGHT of gamestop. I took a picture of it and uploaded it into yelp, so you otha paradise bakery ditchers wouldn't have to trek 20 miles to find this place - I hope you press the like button on the picture - show some love.
So I walk in and am instantly impressed. The place looks cool, there's cool music playing - im pretty much instantly in a great mood. So I look at the menu for a while and I decide on the spicy pig, or whatever it's called. I go up to the counter, which btw had no line, and they're like, "what kind of crust" - I say "white", then they're like, "what kind of pizza", I say "spicy pig", then I'm like, "what kind of pizzas do you like?" and he says "spicy pig, spicy butcher, and afdaklfda" I don't remember the last one he said. As he's doin his thing, I'm thinkin "Man this pizza is look'n damn good." So I get up to pay, I pay, I get my drink, and I sit down - and boom my pizza is out and in front of me - fully cooked. I'm thinking "wtf - it's been only like 2 minutes". Yeah that's right, you're pizza takes like 2 mins to cook.
And did I say, the pizza was effin great? No joke, this is probably the best pizza place in phoenix. The pizza is around 8-10 inch, for around 8 bucks. Make sure to sign up for their discounts by texting mypie to 91944.
I guess when you taste something as sublime as Mypie, you want it for breakfast the next morning, ya figgadeal me? So I went and had that spicy butcher for breakfast this morning. Fu#$in great.
P.S. if you read my profile, you know I don't just give 5 stars to anyone. Mypie - you deserved this one.
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