The fact that I live across the street from this lousy grocery store is probably the only thing that prevents me from blacklisting this place forever. The name "grocery store" implies that you should be able to go and trade money for groceries, except at this point, I've lost count of the number of times I've showed up there with a list in hand, and walked out with only 3/4 of the things I need.
It's not like I'm looking for rabbit lungs or ostrich eggs. All I ask is that my friendly neighborhood supermarket stocks regular every day kitchen staples like chicken legs, basil, limes, italian sausage, etc.
If they don't, how am I supposed to whip up my famous specialty of broiled limes stuffed with basil chicken served with italian sausage martinis?!