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  • EDIT Ok walked in and ordered take-out. I expected a 10/15 minute wait. There was no one in front of me. No during the course of' my (what would be a) 25 minute wait. I watched several more people come in after me and be seated at different tables. 10 mins go by - everyone dining in is enjoying their refreshing canned thai teas and enjoying the apps. 15 mins go by - people are starting to get their lunchs. I think, "Cant be long now." Holy eff was I wrong. The waitress comes out of the kitchen, sets food down on the table next to me and walks off. 20 mins goes by - some random vietnamese dude walks straight in and sits at the table next to me with the food that the waitress had put down 5 minutes ago. I know this because there was a clock right in front of my face. The waitress then comes out and the random vietnamese dude starts bitching about his food and she takes it back into the kitchen. At this point the chef coming rolling out and sits down in front of him with his food and starts eating it! Turns out they're very friendly with eachother and the enitre wait staff has a good laugh. 25 mins in kids. I have a mini meltdown when the waitress comes out of the kitchen to serve someone their pho who has just walked in like 10 mins ago. finally got up and asked for my money back. At the point the waiter opened the kitchen door and said its ready. If its fucking ready give it to me. I was about to freak out but there were some young buff vietnamese guys there and I didnt know if I started trouble if I would just have to fight the waitstaff and kitchen help at Pholicious or if the vietnamese clientele would join in and fight me as a gang. The dude refused my money back and handed me the bag of food that had probably been just sitting there the whole time. What a bunch of fucktards these people at Pholicious are. With the kitchen storage area in the dining room and your 2 gallons of shampoo from walmart. I get the food home and I have a hungry wife and daughter. The crab and asparagus soup sounded great and had gotten great reviews. What the fuck yelpers? This was nothing more than canned egg drop soup with white asparagus chunks and diced fake crab meat. diced, fucking diced. Thats some old school false advertising there. Fake crab sucks balls. I also had the sliced pork and vermicelli with chopped egg rolls. The egg rolls had decent taste but didnt taste fresh. Evertyhting else was dry dry bland fuckitty band. Thanks for the overall shitty experience Pholicious.
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