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| - Before reading: Maybe it's the food. I haven't had the food yet. I didn't know I was supposed to, but maybe I was. Deep down, I think it might be a gem. I'm just not sure what type of gem it is. Ok... read on.
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What the heck are you, Black Cat?
I'm not sure where this deep seeded need for me to categorize things came from, but it wasn't there before I went to Black Cat, and this darkened kitty of a bar really brought it out of me.
You know when you get all excited about a place and you go "Oh! You have got to try the ______!!!" Burger, pizza, wine specials, cocktails, karaoke, mechanical bull... Whatever! Put whatever you want at the end of that sentence and you know it's going to kick some serious ass.
How should I fill in your blank, Black Cat? I want to fill in your blank and tell the world about it! *Phrasing!*
Is being everything a thing? Black Cat seems to think so. Personally, I just want to see you not be what you think everyone wants you to be, Black Cat, and just be who you are. If you're true to yourself, people will like you for it. I will love you for it, I promise!
The interior is surprisingly nice. Not surprising for a restaurant, mind you - It's not overly unusual or, for that matter, indicative of what kind of place this, but definitely clean, new and a stark contrast to their furniture gallery blowout "Come on down to Crazy Eddies mattress sale where the prices are insaaaane" style signage... I can not tell you how happy I am the interior doesn't match the menu.
They've got happy hour from 10am - close... So... that's not a sale anymore, right? That's just the price? I'm confused. This is actually a pretty good overview for the restaurant. It's possible that they're trying so hard to please me, trying to give me so many reasons to go here that I actually get confused as to why I should go to begin with.
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