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  • Sooo, BIG LOTS! More like Big Nots! I came here to look for a CHEAP blow dryer since mine took a sheet last week. Now if I didnt need to blow dry my hair I wouldnt need to replace it, alas this damn Mexican/Indian thick long hair has it out for me! So I walk in and theres a dude with newspapers trying to slang them. The entrance is small and kinda messy... but thats where the clustereff starts! I walk in and Im used to seeing a nice big lit up store, not here! Its like walking through a cave and crap is everywhere! Im used to everything being pretty organized and neat and orderly. NOT HERE! Legit stuff is all over the place! So I go and try to find this blasted dryer, I walk through housewares, then off to the back where the beds and furniture are. Ok, now here the furniture is pretty nice and priced super good! GO BUY A NEW COUCH HERE! I also tried out and fell in love with a Serta memory foam bed, which I WILL BUY with my 3rd paycheck! LOL. I went on to look for the thing again, I look though diff aisles and theyre all messy and insane! I venture off to the front where all the curling irons and video cameras are (in the glass case) and of course NOTHING! BALL SACK BRO! So at this point I'm frustrated and hot, the AC in here was TERRIBLE and of course I couldnt find a GD worker, only some weirdo dude trying to hit on me... keep in mind I was a HOT mess, all sweaty and shit. So anyway, I finally find them! SCORE! AND THE CHEAPEST ONE IS 15$!!! SAY WHAAAAATTTT?! Hell to the no! I was livid! I can find a cheaper one at Target! So I looked at the cosmetics aisle, they have a plethora of crap for you skeezers who NEED it, go peep it! I will def come back to check out the beds and couches once more, or see what other goodies they have. Ill be sure to take a zanie before though bc I get massive anxiety there! OH AND I was like harrassed like a mofo upon leaving by the man selling papers. I told him no thanks and dude will not let me go! Now Im not gonna just leave, Im half nice ya know, but after him telling me 3 times I can save over 400$ a week with the coupons I was about ready to knock him out! Blah blah blah! ahhh! Like I said, Ill be back to explore!
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