Kamasutra is the bee's knees, the pussycat's pajamas, a beacon of hope in a world tormented by hatred and derision. I look back and divide my life into two periods, before Kamasutra (bk) and after Kamasutra (ak). Bk I was confused and alone without a place I could truly call my own. Ak? Ak I am reborn. I feel like when Brady went to the Patriots or Harry went to Hogwarts. Kamasutra is my happy place. When I have to get a measles or tuberculosis vaccine because I'm visiting a third world country I close my eyes and think of Kamasutra. I'm pretty sure global warming mostly has Kamasutra to blame and not carbon emissions because these girls are smoking hot. My palms are sweating right now even typing this. My phone legit just fell out of my hands because I'm sweating so much even thinking about it. Make the pilgrimage. It's the unofficial capital of the planet.