Hotel el Ghetto, that's what this place is. It doesn't deserve even one star - unless you feel generous and grant it a single rating for having a basic roof that keeps you dry (for the most part).
Also, they lie. There is no free wi-fi in the room. You have to be physically in the lobby to pick up a signal, and then you're lucky if you can stay connected for longer than a minute.
Imagine my chagrin when a visiting friend opened her hotel door last night. Never mind the musky and rank stench in the elevator and hallways. Never mind the stale air in the room, or the sound the bed made when you sat down - like leather pulling apart. Never mind the girl at the front desk who had long, fake nails, each one painted a different color and adorned with stars. Look past the fact that they have on-site police officers to "protect the community." What you'll find here is nothing short of ghetto-tabulous.
I imagine this is where whores come to die.