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  • After reading the other reviews, it seems this place is getting stars for food, but dinged for service. After having lunch here, I think they must be talking about some other restaurant. Came in on a Wednesday just before noon. Tribe game tonight, so no unusual crowds. Was immediately seated and treated by a waiter who brought me an ice water with a lemon. After seeing me struggling with what burger I wanted, he made some recommendations, one of which was the BBQ bacon burger I had my eye on. Ordered it with sweet potato tots (looked good in the Yelp pictures, otherwise I never would have ordered them). After a few minutes, another server came up on one side of my 2 man table and replaced my water with another, with lemon, without me asking. While I was distracted by this beverage swap out, another server banged the container of tots on the table and set my burger in front of me. The guy didn't say a word, just dropped the food on the table, turned tail and ran. Actually startled me! With the one exception of 'lack of social skills server man', the overall service was crazy fast. I think I waited all of 5 minutes from the time I walked in the door to the time I was eating. Regarding the food, the burger was nicely prepared, toppings were good, but it was way too much bun. The sweet potato tots, which again I never would have ordered as I'm not a fan of sweet potatoes, were very good. I did find it a bit odd that I never got silverware, but that seems to be their MO, as it wasn't needed for what I was eating. After I was done, I asked my waiter for a side of pickles, as I saw on the menu they were homemade. He brought me a cup with my check, and I was a bit surprised to find them more like sweet pickles than dill, but good nonetheless. I was in and out in 20 minutes, including the time to write this review. A lesser bun or a bigger burger with this service would have gotten 5 stars. UPDATE! After about 15 minutes of leaving the store, my belly began doing flips and my bowels started screaming for relief. Found a gas station along the road and almost shit my pants waiting for the guy in front of me to finish his business. Then, I see there is no TP in the stall, so I have to waddle butt cheeks clenched to the women's can and grab some TP. Return to the mens's room and experience the most explosive diarrhea I've experienced in a long, long time. I have an iron gut that no normal food can annihilate, but something went horribly wrong here. Not sure if it was the lemon, pickles, tots, burger or maybe the guac, but this review just went from a 4/5 to a 1.
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