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| - The only problem I have with this incredible place is their name, I don't really know what they're trying to say, is it a play on words for the word ninja? Anyway that's beside the point, everything else is absolutely amazing I love it here. Who wouldn't love a place that makes fitness fun? Literally my kids last thing they ever want to be doing is being active and burning calories, we just joined a gym across the street from my house and they absolutely hate it. However I brought them here for one night, the staff are nice enough to give us a two-for-one coupon even though we didn't really deserve it, it's kind of a long story,...Anyways suffice to say it worked out to only about $21 for two teenagers for 80 minutes of fun and including those incredible socks that we get to bring home with us. They bounced around on the trampoline, they hit each other with dodge balls while bouncing on the trampoline, they took instruction from an adorable little nine-year-old who was trying to teach them how to do a front flip off the trampoline into a bunch of foam cubes, they did races through amazing obstacle courses like you would not believe, they raced each other and had fun and burned a ton of calories and got hot and sweaty just like they should be. Just like teenagers when I was growing up, out we were into outdoor sports. Nowadays it's so hard to get them off the computer. One of my favorite things was watching little kids, probably maybe eight-year-old girls, soaked in sweat and with their hair matted to their faces and a grubby little ponytail, racing each other up the climbing wall. They must've done it about four or five times in a row, sometimes one girl would win sometimes the other girl would win, it was always very close, the person who gets to the top for us gets to ring an alarm that sounds like a fire truck, it was absolutely adorable. It was completely the opposite of gender imposed bullshit like high heels and make up that these girls might be choosing to partake in a few years, but for right now they were healthy and active and I hope they hold onto this. They looked Like gymnastics superstars, hoping for the Olympics one-day. And then the funny thing was a team building office exercise came in of a bunch of macho man, they all looked like weightlifters, very full of themselves, and they tried to race each other up the wall to and it was quite satisfying for me to see they took about four times longer than these adorable little eight-year-old spider girls. Way to go girlzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!
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