3 dozen donuts made the crew of Morlocks I work with very happy this past Friday. I bought them partly to make a good impression being that I am finally working the "prestigious" banker's shift after 8 years of rock-and-roll hours.
"Darren? We thought you hated us! Why'd you buy us donuts and bagels?"
"Um, see, I got this plate in my head. It makes me do odd things sometimes."
And from there, the squishy, mass-produced donuts were mostly devoured in less than 45 minutes.
Its better than opening fire on 'em, ain't it? Even mediocre breakfast pastries can do wonderful things to co-workers.
P.S. I was shocked at how DD's employees quickly got my order assembled and how they managed to get in a tremendous assortment in there when I just told them, "Gimme a little of everything."
A review of nearby Bruegger's is coming.