The official slogan for the resturaunt should be "The food sucks, but at least you can throw yourself off the mountain!". We ordered all you can eat ribs, frozen margaritas, and a side of ranch fries. The ribs had such little meat and sauce, they'd be perfect for a supermodel trying to keep her figure. The meal comes with a soggy salad, Food City baked beans, and Army Surplus store carrots. The "fries" were 4 huge inedible, rubbery pieces of potato dong. We washed it all down with our $10 jars of salty, tequila flavored ice.
Until assisted suicide becomes legal in Arizona, eating here is the next best choice.