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  • Please don't go here. It was the absolute worst eating experience I've had in the last 10 years. It starts as soon as you walk in the door. You pay a ridiculous amount of money. My total was over $13 for lunch and a drink. (Instead you can have the much healthier, local-sourced ENP soup and salad buffet as an add-on to multiple $10 entrees plus a drink while your kids eat off the bar for free.) You get a dirty tray that's wet--they say they just washed it; don't believe them. I took a napkin to wipe it down just so it wouldn't be wet, and it made the napkin all dirty. The disgusting food is laid out in several sections. Gross salad with fattening, wilted toppings, fried things, sauce-covered things, etc. There are 3 vegetables, but you have to have a secret password to eat anything that might be good for you. Items are not exactly "pure", e.g., my salsa had a glop of butter dropped into it. Yummy! (All jokes aside: The rotisserie chicken was really good. If you can get $13 worth of that, go for it!) About 1/3 of the items are in the dessert section. There is a chocolate fountain, but that is only to cover the crapiness of the items you dip in it. I tried to eat one of the rice krispie treats without the chocolate, and I nearly choked. Also, the chocolate is luke-warm. EMT crews are available for heart attacks. Anyway, thank God I brought "Data Analysis Using Regression and Multilevel/Hierarchical Models" by Gelman & Hill because at least it gave me something positive to say about my experience today: "I love how Gelman sees problems from multiple angles and builds flexibility into the models. I can't remember the time I enjoyed reading a textbook!" It was this food that made possible for me to finally enjoy a statistics textbook!!!
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