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| - Hey, Sushi Bar, it's the year 2012! I think it's time to get a menu on to the Internet, especially since you have take out and delivery. Much to the chagrin of my life partner, I am not returning to this place for a long time. I won't say it's a lifelong ban because that's a little melodramatic.
I ordered for pick up one of the vegetarian roll sets. Running low on cash, I opted for the very dull yam roll, avocado & cucumber roll and avocado roll set. I'm against ordering sushi with fruit (in this case mango which affects me in a very unpleasant gastralintestinal way). I pick it up and notice it costs the same as the fish maki set. Is there a cucumber shortage? Should an uninspiring veggie roll set cost as much as a fish rolll set?
This was an omen that the meal was going downhill. I get home and find some kind of mango roll! Okay, maybe it's not something to send someone into a rage over but I'm pregnant and I was damn hungry so I felt like overturning the dining room table like the incredible hulk.
I called them and discovered the takeout menu I had (which wasn't that old) had changed. Why?! Sure, confuse people and just move this veggie roll set up a number. Why not just change the lettering system so people who have the older version don't get so pissed off when they find mango in their sushi roll. Fruit, I repeat, has no place in a sushi roll (ok, avocado excepted so no sweet fruit should be in sushi).
After my fit of rage, I begrudgingly ate the yam roll and a&c roll. They were cold and it tasted like the yam tempura had been prepared hours before. The rice was a bit hard too. I'm not being nitpicky because of my massive disappointment up to this point. The sushi was pretty crappy!
So Sushi Bar, I part ways with you for an undetermined amount of time. Maybe when I return, you'll have an updated menu online.
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