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I had low opinions of the Habit and their hockey puck veggie burger, and I must sadly report the same of Smashburger. Just a lump of nothing. I would rather eat a cardboard container from Burger King than eat another Smashburger veggie burger. Yuck.
As others have said, the customer service is fine, but I can't eat customer service, and as a vegetarian I can't eat the servers, either, although I'm sure even their uniforms taste better than the veg burger. God, I really hated that burger, didn't I? This is another one of these places where I will simply never go again because it was just so bad and bland.
Here's a tip to all restauranteurs: don't put a veggie burger on the menu if you really don't give a shit about veggie burgers or if you simply plan to buy a giant box of a thousand Boca burgers at Costco. I love Boca burgers in a pinch, at home, and only if slathered in my own BBQ sauce, but not in your damn restaurant.
The only good part about this experience was that they have plenty of parking, and oh, the people who work there are very friendly. Other than that, yuck.
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