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By The Rue
To the blonde worker who took my tray,
You're probably thinking this is gay,
There is so much I wanted to say,
After I considered it I was like no way!
Maybe one day you can come out and play,
I'm much better looking without the light of day.
Charbroiled burger from the grill,
Lettuce, tomato, onions for the fill,
Filled up the iced tea and didn't spill,
I went with my co worker named Will,
Allanis Morissette sings Jagged Little Pill,
That is one hotty I'd like to drill.
I like that they have the pepper bar,
My office is close and not very far,
Jalapeno and peppercini's not in a jar,
My little brother cut me and left a scar,
I'll bet you like that band named Gwar,
I still drive a jeep and not a car.
Fries are fresh and they give you a lot,
Onion rings are over breaded but hit the spot,
When I hike I like to jot,
I don't care if it's too cold or too hot,
My favorite color is polka dot,
Can I have your number? No, I cannot.
Shroomin'
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