4 STARS???
If I could I would be all up in giving 0 stars in this motherfucker.
I visited Ticoz based on the many good reviews. FAIL!
Is TICOZ short for TOSTITOS?
Because I swear... the chips served by the waiter were out of a cellophane bag from Costco.
Margarita.... more ice than anything. Bleh.
Service.... poor. We waited to be seated. We waited to have a drink order taken. Waited to get our drinks.
The main courses were bizarre to say the least.
The "tamales" were more like 2 scoops of sweet corn polenta.The shrimp were in a pile next to it, rubbery, frozen, slightly off flavored. The rice and beans, generic.
The burgers were more like sliders. I think the burgers are prepared far in advance and assembled prior to serving. The bun was made soggy by the watery salsa. The mayo... became watery from the salsa as well. The cole slaw was bleh. The waffle fries were decent.
The waiter was just weird. He was disengaged, unfriendly, and sluggish.
Yo what be up wit yo foolz an yo fo stah reviews?!@!
One of the worst places I have eaten in Phoenix - super trendy looking, with miserable vittles.
1 star, only because there is no way to give 0 stars.
Word is bond!