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| - I usually don't even bother reviewing airport food because it's not worth the time.
However, this place annoyed me so much that I just had to SAY SOMETHING to SPARE other weary travelers from this place. Let's just get this out of the way: airport food is usually not that good. OK, I agree, I'm with you. Even when you take this into account, however, this place still fellates burro huevos.
FOOD:
"Mexican: redefined": this is their food slogan. I have no idea what this means, but I hate it. I paid $10.XX for a burrito and six chips here and it was probably both one of the smallest AND crappiest burritos I have ever had (this is a very challenging feat to accomplish). So for about twice the price of Chipotle (a burrito benchmark) I got something made with low-grade SYSCO ingredients that was about HALF the size (and, once again DOUBLE the price). Please note, this burrito (called the BLUE BURRITO, probably some weaksauce* tequila/agave reference) is affectionately referred to as their "signature item".
BEER:
Crappy airport selection Bud/Miller/Coors with FAT TIRE being the most flavorful option. They were really proud of their Tequila.
SERVICE:
Was actually awesome, food came out fast, and I needed to JET in a hurry to make my flight. My waitress was super nice and SUPER SNAPPY. She even seemed a bit sad that I wasn't going to have time to eat the thing while sitting down (had to take half of this MASSIVE thing** on the plane with me, to the detriment of the other poor passengers). The service was so good that it's the only reason I'm not one-starring this RE-DEFINED dining experience.
$$$:
A beer, a shot of well bourbon, and a burrito set me back $27.
*yeah, their salsa and hotsauce was also bland
**I'm surprised they didn't make me check it at the gate
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