Where to begin? I hope this critique fosters change for the better, and not excuses.
The ingredients were cheap. Even the potatoes were prepared ahead of time and not cooked fresh (the waitress described them as a "vat" of potatoes simply scooped onto the plate).
The French Toast was so dry and crunchy (yes, crunchy) we couldn't even soak up egg yolk with it.
The "fresh" fruit had a strange taste to it, and the honeydew was squishy.
The Hollandaise sauce clearly was not from scratch, but a jar.
The hash browns were swimming in grease of some kind (fake butter? I can't be sure, but whatever it was, it was a bath).
This was such a shame. The outside eating area is lovely, a perfect setting for an enjoyable breakfast. However, we will not be coming back.