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| - My family hasn't eaten inside the restaurant, we've only gotten delivery several times. However, we are not at all pleased. We live inside Seven Hills, but somehow our order tonight took 1 hour and 20 minutes. Really? They're always rather slow, but that's obscene.
The food is average, and basically just good enough to satisfy. Nothing to brag about. Granted, I've eaten fairly simple things from them - Calamari, Mozzarella sticks, and breaded mushrooms. I'm a pretty light eater, yes.
Tonight I was terribly hungry though, and stepped it up to order their Nachos Supreme. You know, the kind of Nachos where you're supposed to get a wonderfully messy concoction of flavors and textures piled on and within a mountain of chips?
Yeah... no. My "Nachos Supreme" was basically movie theater nachos. Chips, and nacho cheese. Literally the cheese you get with your theater chips, or that you dip your soft pretzels in. So much of it, in fact, I couldn't see chips in there at first. Where's the Supreme? Sure, there were a couple pieces of tomato in there, some black olives, and massive chunks of chicken that were completely illogical to eat in one bite since they were roughly the size of the chip itself. Has this restaurant ever SEEN a real plate of nachos? There was absolutely no sour cream in sight, and they don't offer guacamole, but even if they had managed to slip those in there it *still* wouldn't have saved this sadly disguised box of theater nachos. It was disgusting.
The rest of my family has not complained about the pizzas, chicken, or meatball sub. As I said before, my selection of appetizers is barely average. Especially considering breaded mushrooms and mozzarella sticks are typically the same wherever you go. It's the sauce that makes a difference, and theirs is unexciting. I will mention, their calamari was unusually fishy tasting tonight - but perhaps it's been a while since I've had calamari in general.
We'll be moving within a few months, and will no longer be in their delivery range. Thank god. I don't expect to ever go out of my way to eat at the actual establishment. You'd think that for a city where original, local businesses are hard to find among the big name chains, they'd want to work a little harder at quality.
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