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  • So you're not from town and you come in here let me tell you what you're getting into. Sit down. This will be a second. You woke up this morning and you said what a good day to die from a heart attack. I mean you're a gambling man the Cleveland clinic is afterall right here anyway right ? So you mosey on down to melt because while the name is melt all it can do is clog your arteries... And boy does it do that in the most decadent delicious way possible. Now you're for some crazy reason a vegetarian they have a plenty vegetarian ways to accomplish your decided task of clogging your blood vessels. Oh did you say gluten free... They got you covered too. I almost feel like this place probably has a cardiology group running it making it the least healthy as possible. Did someone say portion size? Well this is 'murica and nothing is going small here. These sammiches here make America great again or is it grate for the cheese that's on here I dunno and honestly I don't care. The wait staff was friendly to a fault but then again it's your last meal right cuz if your heart did not explode your stomach will once you stuffed that sandwich down. Foolish you, ordered appetizers!!! Don't! Starve for a day, better still make it two, because that is how much food there is for this thing. Full bar but don't expect a vieux carre or anything but hey full bar and besides this is a sandwich shop! Excellent beer selection though. Remember there's always space for beer. Not bad but let's be honest Cleveland it's not that great either. Flip side Fries were kinda sucky and place could use some cleaning.
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