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  • What can be said when five guys bum rush your car as your trying to escape the parking lot?! Talk about bullying tactics!! I guess they need to pay for all the lousy selfie advertisements they throw up on TV. Don't expect them to take NO for an answer, especially if you are trying to be nice about it. They pull the usual tactic of trying to gang up or shoot you to another person tactic. They may be successful as a business, but so is the mafia and walmart. Talk about car cartels! It starts when you have to snake into the parking lot to be put into the belly of the beast and fend off the hungry sharks as they circle and come at you before even parked. They nibble at your door like barracudas sniffing chum. It's all How ya do with hot, fetid breathes as they sniff at your doors like crows on carrion. And the inner sanctum is an homage to the Chopper and his huge self aggrandizing persona. You are bombarded with circus yells and garbled carny lingo blasting over the airwaves and drowning out any conversation at reasonable levels, or even, unreasonable levels. The ingratiation begins almost at once- free water, or a soda, or observing other primates hitting a gong to announce their beastly yearnings at attentions, gathering their fifteen seconds of alpha male, or female, spasms of self indulgence and display ceremonies. And though I love gongs, I'm struck by the incessant clamoring of uselessly spent noise much like the banging of empty gas cans by pubescent apes at a used safari site. So one sits and observes the orgasm of capitalism and attention seeking that such a place perpetuates and indulges in. Yes, a place where one's inner ape can swing wildly from one outsized display of showiness to another and intentionally abandon smart economics in one fell whooping swoop. Needless to say, we did not purchase anything here. We did escape with our sanity and pocket books unscathed. You could give me a car and I wouldn't change my review. Thanks, Chopper!
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