When I heard that some people eat pickle and peanut butter sandwiches I was like maybe it's just one of those weird yet amazing combos I'm not going to judge without trying, sort of like this new restaurant on Dundas with neon South Beach Miami decor, Long Beach California cookout music, strong cocktails that go down smoother than the Aussie bartender's perfectly flat-ironed mane, and rebellious iterations of Chinese food that would make your Taiwanese friend's mom a little bit mad (but secretly impressed) like how the heck did they get that fried taro in the buddha basket so dim-sum perfect, or what kitchen contraption was responsible for that al-dente cauliflower with delicate charcoal grill flavour, and then you blow your own mind when you realize this is precisely why people should be able to immigrate freely so FUCK DONALD TRUMP and his saltine-cracker ass wow that got dark really fast.