Well, it seems parallax really needs to figure out that the reservation system should be a bit more aligned with the time in which one expects to be seated (8:30 reservation typically does not mean 9:10 seating in Cleveland). Also, I should have just said that I'd like the dish of fancy salt on my table as my entree, because it would have been complimentary and that's what I ended up receiving in lieu of the udon noodle order anyhow. Also, if you order a bottle of wine and it's not sitting on your table, then your waiter should be Johnny on the spot refilling those glasses. Alas. Underwhelmed, indeed.