Fired
If I owned or ran the Public House, I would suspend or fire the entire front of the house and waiters in the section. This should be a food review that's positive cause from a distance the sweet potato fries looked quite tasty, but I wouldn't know. Why?! Cause after waiting at my table patiently with the menu clearly closed. And after the waitress saw me and the hostess said 'one minute'... 15 generations came and went. I actually feel more full having left.
If you want to see a nice painting, stop by. If you want to eat within your lifetime, find another restaurant.