It's 2 AM and you're starving, what do you do? Your options are McDonalds or White Castle, the latter not existing in SoCal, so you go for that one. You walk there and realized that you are not the only hungry souls at this random hour because the line is kinda long. You stare at the menu and wonder how this place is still up and running because there's like five things on the menu?
You get six "burgers" (cause they are the size of half of your palm), fries, and onion chips. You watch as they make the burgers and it doesn't look appetizing but you give it the benefit of the doubt. When it's time, you grab your order and dig in. A frown forms on your lips because they don't taste anything like you'd hope. They're soggy, flavorless, and small. The fries are the same. This meal's saving grace is the onion chips.
All in all, I wish I opted for McDonalds. Harold and Kumar either lied or got some version that clearly none of us get.