How do you spell average?
e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t-b-a-r
how do you spell mediocre?
e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t-b-a-r
how do you spell blah? (hint: starts with an E)
e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t-b-a-r!
if you ever ask someone if they can recommend a movie, and they tell you go see independence day! then that is the sort of person you send to elephant bar. blaaaaaaaaaah. it is in the ranks of firebird's and so on. i can't claim that the food is bad because it's so resoundingly mediocre.
if you are looking for a boring way to sustain life for just long enough to have a boring night with boring people in a boring place and on a boring day of the week, at a boring time of day, and with boring food and boring drink, boring menus and boring specials, boring beers and boring desserts, all while being mind-numbingly bored, then I say to you:
e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t-b-a-r