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dateCreated	2013-09-15 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	The Greenhouse Tavern
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rev:text	Soooo Cleveland. How so? First, look at the back of the menu. A who's who of grant whoring eco-NEO-locavore-NEO-trend-chasing-NEO-non-profit-NEO poserdom. Why Joe Cimperman, Green City Blue Lake, other assorted "green" glitterati are listed there, or anywhere, in any restaurant, is a mystery. If you have to boot strap your cred on this crowd, on your own fucking menu, you aren't a business, you're a prop. Next, look up. Yes, that's a styrofoam drop ceiling. They reeeeally want you to look up (hanging bikes! we're cool! hip even!), but whatever this century old industrial sized space has on the other side of that cubicle farm office decor surely must be better. Then, the prices, which the back of the menu calls "approachable", which I guess means approaching confiscatory. Once more, a CLE restaurant rapes its community, this time charging $54 for a pig's head...no wait...half a pig's head. Don't these heads get tossed anyway? The meat of it was excellent, but washing it down with your bank account is so not worth it. You cannot get out of here spending less than $70. A $15 steak simply must be $35. Do not ask why, philistine. As an Italian, I measure a place by its pasta. If you fuck up a pasta, you don't know what the fuck you are doing. So I ordered a $24 pasta - not a typo - just to see how salted, over spiced, sticky, and weird they could make it. Was not disappointed. There is no level of pretentious wildly over priced silliness so pointless that CLE will not embrace it, sing its praises, dance around it in celebration. I have no idea how this place survives, other than as some foundation's tax shelter.
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rev:reviewer	Tim

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