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They're a department store that stands alone, which means that it's significantly easier to navigate through as opposed to an "anchor" found within a mall. Additionally, their return policy is top notch, with no worries about being hassled if you only recently realized that the running shirts you purchased many moons ago appear to be showing your nipples.
While I'm not really a fan of their male dress clothes, they keep a good stock of active wear and casual tees that fit just fine into my wardrobe. My girlfriend, however, whose clothing requires a separate bedroom for storage/hoarding, strikes gold far more regularly than I do.
I'll even let you in on a little secret:
I loathe public restrooms and have been known to risk internal damage in order to avoid them. However, Kohls' restrooms are well-hidden, clean, and relatively low-traffic. And yes, if you're wondering, I have indeed stopped at Kohl's for the sole purpose of taking full advantage of this.
Unfortunately, this particular Kohl's location can get somewhat congested during busier times of the week/year. Especially the cashier lines. There are nicer Kohl's stores with considerably less customers, but there are only so many secrets I'm willing to reveal in a single Yelp review. The area itself is somewhat rough, but not enough to deter me from paying them a visit every now and again.
Just please don't tell everyone about my safe-haven restroom, okay? I like it too much!
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