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| - This is a coffee shop that is a cut above the rest . A place where the great staff welcome you by name , a place you take the time to appreciate how seriously they craft a cup of" joe" . Forget about the incredible custom built water filtration system , the house baked bread , sandwiches and breakfast Tartines by co owner Momi , the best Macha , the Iced coffee Popsicles ( I would easily pay twice as much for ) . The sweets and treats From some of the best bakers and confectionary's in town and of course the amazing oasis of the 4 season patio out back .
But what truly sets them apart from the typical high end coffee shops is their WIFI !! . Partner and Bon Vivant owner Jimson took me on a tour of the basement tech centre , a lead lined and tesla RF shielded room that housed the Internet conditioning unit and high powered pulse tuned wifi router !! Jimson casually said as he leaned on this massive blinking LED conditioner " Even the CIA or NSA don't have this up to date technology " he went on to explain "Brad , we take a Bell fiber feed to the conditioner this then strips out corrupted packets from the Internet , then purifies and reconstructs the Internet data packets from an asynchronous dithered signal to a fully synchronous and higher bit rate broadband data stream " "Wow " was all I could say , trying not to spill my incredible single sourced plantation coffee in amazement ! Jimson then gingerly stepped over a shielded solid copper cable as thick as a tree that was plugged into the wireless router , as we approached it he took off his signature black wool cap and handed me a specially designed helmet to protect us from the high strength wireless signal
" This Baby takes that signal and transmits it via a tuned dipole antenna to our guests " , he said shouting over the powerful hum of the router , We had at that point spent precisely the safe amount of time allowed in the transmitter room and went back to the upstairs shop .
Slightly stunned by the experience and now fortified with an excellent Iced Macha I marvelled at how everyone around me took for granted using the WIFI ,looking at Cat pictures or posting selfies of themselves and their coffee . It's unbelievable the extent that these brilliant Mavericks of coffee at Hot Black Coffee take to insure nothing but the best for their customers . I now know where I will order a small drip coffee and then spend the next 4 hours on my laptop ....
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