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I've been to a few dinner theatres before and they were fun. This one is not. A friend took another friend and I there as birthday gifts for us both. If it hadn't been for not wanting him to feel worse then he already did about the fiasco, I think I would have stood up in the middle of it and made a huge scene, demanding management come out onto the floor and everyone in the room to get their money back. Dramatic I know, but I hope I never encounter such bullsh*t as this again.
Service: Without any exaggeration we waited 1 hr and 50 min for the 1st course of soup and salad. We managed to literally grab the arm of a bus boy who had been doing his best to wander around doing nothing while avoiding eye contact for bread and drinks. The waitress handling our area would appear every 15-20 min, take orders from part of a table and then disappear again. At one point she spilled soup down the wall by a neighboring table and never returned to clean it up. It stayed on the wall for about 20 min when another bus person saw it and was visibly shocked and went to get towels to clean it up. She obviously never bothered to even tell anyone it had happened.
Food: Some people at our table had the prix fix menu and others ordered from the regular menu. It was all bad (see other reviewer). What does $25 get you on the price fix menu? For one of my friends it got him salad which he only ate a few bites of because it was so bland. His ribs and pasta main course consisted of 2 short ribs and macaroni. Not 2 stacks of ribs like you might be thinking, but 2 ribs, 1, 2, a rack must have been divided amongst 3 table. No point even bothering with the other plates descriptions, they were equally pathetic. Thank god for that bread basket we finally got...the small dinner rolls you buy bulk in any grocery stores,...unheated....no butter, yup nothing like dry white bread to tide you over for that 1 hr and 50 min until you get the meal you can't believe you actually paid for.
Show: Pity you if you were expecting a show, one in which might redeem having wasted $35 on food and drinks, knowing you are going to have to go get supper somewhere else because you are now starving and pissed. There was a stage, but maybe its just used for wait staff to hide behind. I don't know, it wasn't used for the show, so it must have some purpose. 6 Actors sat and mingled amongst the guests. They were good enough actors and I give them credit for maintaining their characters when trying to interact with people. Table after table were asking for food and service of the actors.
And the evening dragged on. I went to the kitchen and attempted to get our bill so we could get out of there. I stood there for 15 min watching staff just stand around in the kitchen as they started to process bills fr 250+ people on one interac machine. I finally gave up and about another 15 min later we managed to find our waitress to give her cash and get out of there.
It's quite a scam. 250+ people paying $36.75 for the show or $53 for dinner and the show (most people there last night were for both), so $13000 nightly take + drinks for actors dressed in value village attire to interact with you a bit, and macaroni. Yup, thank you to the management of Mysteriously Yours for ruining a generous gift from amazing friends. Shame on you!
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