I normally don't write reviews as I'm sitting in the place, live-tweeting it. But this is a special case. Wow. The service here totally sucks.
This didn't happen to us, but there was clearly a party of similar size who have been waiting longer than us to get a table. I mean, it sucks for them that they got seated after us, and I'm not complaining, but that's not cool.
It's also a complete waste of space. At least, like 5-10-15 feet between tables. There's no list by which you sign up and wait for a table. It's just a woman who walks around like every 5-10 minutes and asks how long people have been waiting, totally inefficient.
Got seated, and waiting to order? Like 10-15 minutes. Waitress apologized, but she probably didn't care. It sounded like she was used to apologizing and was just doing it out of habit.
Got water and drinks? About 5 minutes after we ordered...
Let's see when the food-- ya'know what? I'm as fired of writing as I'm tired of waiting.
I'm not gonna review the food. It's probably whatever.
I'm done.
**I know there are typos in here. Not worth fixing. If they go out of business, fine. Whatever.