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| - I stayed at the hotel 3 days for a business trip. The sponsor covered my lodging and meals, forcing me to eat the free meals at the Normal and Tapacubo. Each meal was death. This is an overall review of 8 meals.
The Normal: watery salsa, eggs not fully cooked, parfait warm and watery, granola stale, bacon raw, flavorless diner coffee, toast burnt to a crisp on one side, the hash pork shoulder way drier than this godforsaken desert wasteland. Bring a good book if you come here, it'll be 30 minutes before you'll get water of place an order, then another 30 to get food. Everything overpriced
Tapacubo: veggie flautas were absolute death....I gagged...the veggies were unidentifiable, the steak in the tacos and tortas have the texture of a pencil eraser, salsa watery and flavorless, quesadilla was mediocre but cold, the small cup of guacamole was okay, but not good enough to be 8.50. Service terrible. I reached over the bar counter to refill my own water.
Graduate Tempe: when attempting to check in, they said room would be ready shortly. Translated, that means take a two hour nap on the lobby couch. Sink didn't drain properly. Cable was out. Iron was filthy, destroyed a pair of pants using it. Power outlet on lamp only worked when lamp was on (very convenient when trying to sleep), spa wasn't hot enough, guessing around 90° opposed to 102°,
Staying here made me more sad then the day they shot Harambe, the gorilla at the Cincinnati zoo. Man, I miss him so much. A true American hero and a true friend.
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