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| - TL;DR: DO NOT GO HERE. Place is a dump. Juice place tried to pivot into Crepes, place still blows.
There's a problem in general with the entire area of Biltmore Fashion that they've dubbed "The Union". It's a fucking dump. Let's talk about mall real estate for just one sec: It's the most overpriced lease a retailer can hope for. Then some genius at Biltmore decided to start some shit concept where they could charge slightly less on rent to attract weird hipster concept businesses and they could have fake walls and only kind of exist. Like in the same way you may be able to consider a cubicle a "room". Boom! The Crepe Club was born (not exactly, it was some other juice place, and it still is that same place but they pivoted out of desperation and started serving crepes in addition to Juice and random food items that are mostly bad. The union was a DEAD ZONE. It's Saturday. Add that shit up.
Fun fucked up facts about Crepe Club:
- a laptop was setup on one of the few places there was to sit in this box, (assuming one of the employees no one else was in here)
- Everything served on paper plates, plastic silverware and....brown paper towels as napkins WTF.
- Surfaces were dusty as fuck, like they just reopened after 3 months of sitting
- Random wholesale container of generic salsa that should be in a refrigerator is sitting on one table...just sitting there..for how long no one knows. No one here cares they're just standing around like it's their first day.
- AM I IN A BUSINESS RIGHT NOW, OR IS THIS A VERY WELL DONE BAKE SALE?
- There's just a lot of random shit everywhere, I'm probably getting food poisoning as nothing I'm seeing points to "we handle food safety" or "fresh" in general.
At some point you need to decide if you're competing with Wendy's, or Seasons 52 next door. Marketing yourself as one, and presenting yourself as less than the other = high expectations that can't be met, especially given paper plates and plastic forks. Oh that's right, you can't have a dishwasher or a real kitchen because you exist in the fucking "Union"
You don't really need to know about the food except that it took them ~15 minutes to make it, should have taken 3, and it sucked. I paid $30 for 2 people to eat and I'm still hungry. It was a Caesar salad, Panini, and Crepe. I got exponentially more joy from a garbage meal I had at Taco Bell for $5 earlier. I could have made all at home and made them better. Why is this place still in business. Don't worry it can't survive the summer.
If you're thinking about going here, contact me immediately and I'll gladly talk you out of it free of charge.
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