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| - This is where my current boyfriend took me on our first date. Now, I will say that if I was the same woman then that I am now, he would:
1. NEVER have had the opportunity to get in, near, or about my pants
2. have been slapped mercilessly
3. been the receiving end of many, many disparaging pieces of gossip (true and otherwise) via myspace as well as been the victim of prosecutable slander.
BUT, since all of 2 years has turned me into a sensitive little WASPy, corporate, salsa-making, bottle-recycling cupcake, I will review this like I felt that very first date:
"It's stinky, it's divey, it's cheap, and I don't know a goddamn person here. I LOVE THIS PLACE."
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