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| - Dear B-dub3 waitstaff: when your customers make a special request, please consider paying attention. For example, the other day, when we requested our order of chicken wings extra crispy? They came out almost underdone. Then, after sending them back and expressing our displeasure, VOILA! Our waitress returns TWO MINUTES later with a new batch! Well, I can do that math. "Wow, that was fast," I say, a weensy bit on the dubious side. "Oh, when we're this busy, we have new orders coming out all the time," says our over-perky waitress. Extra crispy? PFFFFFFFFT. Double fail. YOU LOSE.
Sincerely,
Patron-who-will-never-be-ordering-chicken-wings-in-your-establishment-again
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