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| - The Mecca of Brunch in Toronto you say? An hour plus wait on a Sunday you say? An hour wait? Well, then it must be amazing! It must be the best brunch I am EVER going to have IN MY DAMN LIFE. Brunch that makes me die and float to heaven. Brunch that is so good, that I don't understand what to do with myself and just wander around the city in a daze, wondering whether I ever have to eat again because dammit...I'VE HAD BRUNCH AT LADY MARMALADE!
Was it AMAZONG BRUNCH? Nope, it was not amazing
Was it FUCKING GOOD BRUNCH? Nope, not even fucking good brunch.
Was it a good brunch? Yea, I guess it was good, closer to okay.
BUT NOT AMAZING. So yea, I dunno, maybe the hour wait on a Sunday created this absurd expectation, but when we were finally seated, and ordered our food and drinks (service was rushed (duh, it's a sunday afternoon), but the server was polite and bubbly. The wait for food was a touch on the longer side, and when I got my Huevos Migas and started to dig in, my soul made a sad deflated balloon sound and I wondered "Oh, this is it? This is the best Toronto has to offer? Oh. Okay. *Cries into plate*
Don't get me wrong, the food was cooked well, my eggs were saucy and cheesy and creamy and had a nice ratio of everything, the tortilla chips were crispy and generally yum, and my refried black beans were...beany, but over all, it wasn't anything to write home about.
I'd recommend coming here on a weekday afternoon or something.
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