Dear Lake Mead,
It's not your fault you look like you're drying up. I was excited to meet you and experience you, but unfortunately, I was disappointed. Maybe I needed to rent a boat to better experience you. Or maybe I needed to get one of those helicopter packages to fly over you. But I decided to pay $20 and drive around you, and I did not find that pleasurable. I will try to give you another shot in the future, so please don't disappoint next time.
Sincerely,
Pax