Have you ever eaten Chinese food? Real chinese food? Trust me, it's not like this--this is decadent, greasy, rich American food with Chinese names.
Ma Po Tofu is not supposed to be crunchy outside, soft inside, and sweet/sour. But here it is!
Also, don't ever order a coctail or drink not on their menu. I got an unlayered B-52 in a brandy glass. More like a Yak-2.