Want to make a room full of people completely jealous? Need a way to make new friends? Call in an order for the "party pizza" with crumbled sausage and onions. Add a side order of ranch. Then, head over to your local watering hole (be sure you can bring your own food, duh) and wait. The look on everyone's face when this masterpiece is delivered is almost as good as the pizza. The good news is there might be enough to share! So. Worth. It.