VIBE
Dirty Hipster. You have reached the metaphoric holy grail if you are able to snag a seat on the patio. Oh, and service? There is none. You'll have to go to the bar to get that. Menus? What? You think this bar is actually an ESTABLISHMENT? Your typical dive bar, basically.
I DRANK
Heinken? Nope. Corona? Nope. But Fruli? Yes, they have strawberry beer on the scant menu. And Labatt 50. That's all I remember.
OBLIGATORY CATCHY REMARK
You've reached dive bar status when you can get the grilled cheese sandwich place across the street to deliver to you. Get drunk and served delicious grilled cheese? Legen---wait for it---dary.