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Teatro was the most utterly disgusting place, horrible, actually horrendous service and can you actually be cracked up enough to ask customers SEVEN times on a slow night where they are sitting and what was their order again?!?
You wouldn't believe the hostess told my friend, who asked where the washrooms were, to go outside as theirs are only for customers; the same hostess forgot she had seated us, FIVE minutes ago!!
Waiting forever for service only to get drinks tasting like crap & hair floating in it. If someone could screw up on something as simple as mixing drinks, they've succeeded at that in life. After 40 minutes of multiple waving gestures, we had to finally get up for our bill and literally show them where we were seated at this so called "classy lounge" the size of my bathroom.
Worse of all is attitude...pathetic. They were so clueless it was sad, I had to leave a tip despite their incompetence, and it was higher than a penny.
Rating 1 is generous as this place should be closed down for it's unsanitary facilities and ridiculousness.
FYI Don't you love it when they don't put the price on a cocktail list; $20 for dirty ice cubes, McCain lemonade with half a shot of cheap vodka is what you'll get.
This is not remotely Italian, they should be ashamed.
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