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  • How many small, local community parks have a mountain plopped smack in the middle of them? Only one, so far as I've known in my 38years on planet Earth. Some urban planning genius decided some years ago: let's stick an equestrian center, open playing fields, kids' jungle gyms, some courts, and a tight hard-pack dirt track circumnavigating a modest mountain/hill in a park and call it macaroni. I mean, Lone Mountain. LM has become my go-to park for modest recreation, a quick getaway, nighttime overlooks of the city, and easy fitness training on a looped track that won't numb your mind with unremarkable repetition. In fact, every time you loop around LM, there's something new to see, a different flavor, people, residences, views, sun and shadow, etc. It's grand! The facilities work for peeing and pooping. The view from up high is excellent for modest climbing effort (a mere 640ft, +/- 20ft). Horses aplenty trot around in their own ring. THIS is what a park is meant to be; it's no wonder housing surrounding is pricey. But why no 5-stars, KL, you ask? Well, that would be the rampant graffiti'ing of the natural rock features, the glittering glass and trash on/around all natural surfaces of the mountain, the occasional ample poundage of equine shiiiiii iiiiiit on the loop trail (apparently poop bags are only for dogs? come on, upscale horse people), and the use of the mountain and cave dwellings for angsty teenagers and quasi-adults to escape, get high, and break more glass. That aside, it's swell! I'm going right now, in fact, for midday sun, community social, and Sunday recreation for my pup. You should, too! Maybe pick up some trash along the way so we can make this a 5star joint (not that kind)! Together we can. Can. Can it. Get me? Go!
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